We’ve travelled a long way together you and I. We’ve had a blast. We’ve been so close, bosom buddies. You were always supportive, through all the ups and downs.
But now it seems that you’ve let me down at last. I see you are sagging, you used to be so uplifting.
It’s me, not you, I know that. I am just not fulfilling you any more, so it’s time for us to part.
Ode to my bra.